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Martha: Bob called! Bob called! He finally called!
Staci: That's great! What did he want?
Martha: I don't know exactly. He just left me a message saying he wanted to have lunch. But, what does that mean?!? Is he asking me out on a date? I'm too nervous to call him back to find out.
Martha: What if he meant a "friendly" lunch, and he's not interested in me in a romantic way?
Staci: Maybe he is interested, but he wants to start out with lunch and take it slow. Or, maybe he's too cheap to take a girl out on a date!
Martha: Maybe he's taking pity on me, because he knows that I like him, and "lunch" is his polite way of letting me down gently.
Staci: Or, he's so crazy about you that he's not sure he could contain himself in a darkly lit restaurant for dinner.
Martha: Staci, I think I just want to take some aspirin and go lie down for a while.
Staci: This was interesting -- one little phone call for lunch and we're talking about Bob all afternoon... I'm going to call Jered for lunch, so he'll be thinking about me!
(LATER...)
Dave: Were there any messages, Jered?
Jered: Staci left one for me.
Dave: What did she want?
Jered: Lunch.
Jered: So are the Lakers ahead?
Staci: That's great! What did he want?
Martha: I don't know exactly. He just left me a message saying he wanted to have lunch. But, what does that mean?!? Is he asking me out on a date? I'm too nervous to call him back to find out.
Martha: What if he meant a "friendly" lunch, and he's not interested in me in a romantic way?
Staci: Maybe he is interested, but he wants to start out with lunch and take it slow. Or, maybe he's too cheap to take a girl out on a date!
Martha: Maybe he's taking pity on me, because he knows that I like him, and "lunch" is his polite way of letting me down gently.
Staci: Or, he's so crazy about you that he's not sure he could contain himself in a darkly lit restaurant for dinner.
Martha: Staci, I think I just want to take some aspirin and go lie down for a while.
Staci: This was interesting -- one little phone call for lunch and we're talking about Bob all afternoon... I'm going to call Jered for lunch, so he'll be thinking about me!
(LATER...)
Dave: Were there any messages, Jered?
Jered: Staci left one for me.
Dave: What did she want?
Jered: Lunch.
Jered: So are the Lakers ahead?
(RING... RING...)
Staci: It's Jered! He's finally returning my call from when I asked him to lunch!
Jered: Hello, Staci? This is Jered. What are you doing this weekend?
Staci: (Yes! He wants it to be a long date, instead of just lunch!) Nothing...
Jered: Well, I'm going out of town this weekend to visit an old college buddy. I hope you have fun, whatever you do. Well, it was nice talking with you have a good night.
Staci: (?!?)
Staci: It's Jered! He's finally returning my call from when I asked him to lunch!
Jered: Hello, Staci? This is Jered. What are you doing this weekend?
Staci: (Yes! He wants it to be a long date, instead of just lunch!) Nothing...
Jered: Well, I'm going out of town this weekend to visit an old college buddy. I hope you have fun, whatever you do. Well, it was nice talking with you have a good night.
Staci: (?!?)
When she's not attracted to someone:
Staci: Oh, I totally agree, but to take it even a step further, I would say Smith is didactic and reflective of today's political climate.
Stan: (I can't believe it! I want to marry this girl. This is the most interesting girl I've ever met!!)
When she's attracted to someone:
Staci: So, anyway..., Uhhh..., Oh, yeah, as I was saying... uhhh..., I don't remember, uhhhh..., (change topic: "babble, babble, babble...")
Keith: (What on earth is this girl blabbering about?!)
Staci: Oh, I totally agree, but to take it even a step further, I would say Smith is didactic and reflective of today's political climate.
Stan: (I can't believe it! I want to marry this girl. This is the most interesting girl I've ever met!!)
When she's attracted to someone:
Staci: So, anyway..., Uhhh..., Oh, yeah, as I was saying... uhhh..., I don't remember, uhhhh..., (change topic: "babble, babble, babble...")
Keith: (What on earth is this girl blabbering about?!)
Dave: Whoa! She is HOT!
Woman: What a Creep! He keeps staring at me. I'd better keep my eyes on him.
Dave: She can't take her eyes off me!
Woman: He's still staring! I can't believe him!
Dave: She thinks I'm unbelievable!
Woman: What does he want from me?!... He's probably a thief -- I'd better move my purse.
Dave: She definitely wants me -- she moved her purse to show me her figure!
Woman: What a Creep! He keeps staring at me. I'd better keep my eyes on him.
Dave: She can't take her eyes off me!
Woman: He's still staring! I can't believe him!
Dave: She thinks I'm unbelievable!
Woman: What does he want from me?!... He's probably a thief -- I'd better move my purse.
Dave: She definitely wants me -- she moved her purse to show me her figure!
Office Friend: Jered seems really interested in you!
Office Date: I know! We've gone out several times, and I think he's starting to get serious -- he calls me "Honey" all the time. He's so sweet!
Jered: That's the woman from accounting bringing me the files I requested... But, I can't remember her name.
Jered: Thank you, Honey.
Delivery Woman: Here's the lunch you ordered, Sir. I put $8.95 on your tab.
Jered: Thanks, Honey.
Office Date: I know! We've gone out several times, and I think he's starting to get serious -- he calls me "Honey" all the time. He's so sweet!
Jered: That's the woman from accounting bringing me the files I requested... But, I can't remember her name.
Jered: Thank you, Honey.
Delivery Woman: Here's the lunch you ordered, Sir. I put $8.95 on your tab.
Jered: Thanks, Honey.
Rona: So, how many guys asked you out this time?
Staci: Well, there was Ryan...
Rona: Wasn't Ryan that great looking guy who's independently wealthy and sails around the world every year?
Staci: Yes, but he had that annoying voice. And then there was Tom and Ken...
Rona: Wasn't Tom the cute doctor and Ken the architect who gave you a lovely rose?
Staci: Yeah, but the both seemed so dull. The guy I'm really interested in is Billy.
Rona: Wasn't Billy the guy who barely spoke to you.
Staci: Yes, that's him! He was so... MYSTERIOUS!!
Staci: Well, there was Ryan...
Rona: Wasn't Ryan that great looking guy who's independently wealthy and sails around the world every year?
Staci: Yes, but he had that annoying voice. And then there was Tom and Ken...
Rona: Wasn't Tom the cute doctor and Ken the architect who gave you a lovely rose?
Staci: Yeah, but the both seemed so dull. The guy I'm really interested in is Billy.
Rona: Wasn't Billy the guy who barely spoke to you.
Staci: Yes, that's him! He was so... MYSTERIOUS!!